Just some things I need to say here, people. Not for the faint of heart. Brave brides, read on...
1) F.D.S. is a spray that you buy to keep your thighs from sweating on your big day. You spray it on your *thighs* (Brides keep asking me.)
2) Not everything on Pinterest works. (Sorry.)
3) Don't bring an entourage to your fitting- it's overwhelming to EVERYONE and you will end up crying and having at least three weird decisions that you will look back on with regret.